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Here are some jokes for you to tell your friends!

 

 

 

     Chicken Jokes

 

     What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a  

      barn?
       
An eggroll !

 

Which day of the week do chickens hate most?
Fry-day !

 

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A brick-layer !

 

What do you call a crazy chicken?
A cuckoo cluck !

 

What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers !

 

 

     Knock Knock Jokes

 

     Knock Knock
    
Who's there !
              
D-1 !
              
D-1 who ?
               D-1 who knocked !

 

 

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Danielle !
Danielle who ?

Danielle so loud, I heard you the first time !

 

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hatch
Hatch who ?

Bless You